Legal Advice Needed

Today, while at work, I went into my Manager's office and got a mini Reese's Peanut Butter cup from her candy bowl. I went to my desk, removed the foil wrapper and the other brown paper wrapper that the candy sits in. However, unknown to me, the candy was in two paper wrappers. (Here's where it got ugly) Not knowing that the extra paper was still on the candy, I just threw the entire piece in my mouth and started chewing. For just a moment, I thought it may have been bad peanut butter but because of the taste, I kept chewing until I swallowed! At this point, my throat and my brain were not on the same page. My mind was saying, "spit it out" but my throat was saying, "it's way too late" since it had already gone so far down. For the next 10 minutes, I snarled, gagged and prayed in the company of almost every employee on the 5th floor and in the end still ate a wad of paper while some fat chick slapped me on the back and constantly repeated, "There there, that happens to me all the time". How embarrassing. Can I sue the Hershey's Corporation? LOL