JANET!

When I tell you, Janet Jackson has more beauty comebacks than any other woman I know. Just a few months ago, when she issued a statement on behalf of the Jackson family at the BET awards regarding Michaels death, she looked chunky, tired and lifeless. But look at Janet now! It's in the genes y'all.

(whispering) You know they say, she has some ribs removed! (LOL) Don't believe that foolishness.