Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hold My Mule!


And my keys, and my cell phone and even my Hi-C juice box. This brother here has set the gold standard for what women should stay away from. 29 year old Desmond Hatchet (remember that name ladies) of Tennessee is the father of 21 children. No misprint, I said 21. He went to court last week after his name appeared 11 times on the docket in a single day, representing 15 children, all his. “It just happened,” Desmond Hatchet said. He didn’t intend to set a record, but he did all his children by mistake. He also claims that all the 11 women knew about his other kids. His children are between newborn and 11 years old and he can’t support them, because he has a minimum wage job and laws can only force him to give his children up to 50% of his paychecks. Unfortunately for the taxpayers, they have to supports all his children, because some of the mothers get less than 2 dollars a month from him, the money being split to all his 21 children.

The sad thing is, that if the women knew about the other children, why would they even allow this man to father their children? I blame them equally. Well at least the last 10 because he has children with 11 different women. While he says, he can't support them, he know the ages and birthdates of every last one of them. Oh, how special...

I just wonder why this guy hasn't gotten as much paid media attention as Octomom? (SMH) shaking my head and singing, "We Shall Overcome". I am going to personally call my old friend, Rev. Ike and ask him to please engrave this guys name on the wall in the Tower of Power for those seeking prayer requests.

1 comment:

Mzwebfan said...

Ladies, keep your purse and your legs closed and your eyes off men like this and you just may make it in this world. This is some shit right here.